just something totally random

So, a little boy hears his favorite movie is casting. The next day, he breaks his arm during soccer practice. When the doctor asks him what kind of cast he wants, the little boy promptly replies, "Eragon".

My brother's favorite:
So, the phone rings this morning, and I (Angela) pick it up.
"Buenos dias, a**hole. This is a Mexican"
I turn to Darwin and say, "There's a Spanish b**tard on the phone and he wants to talk to me about my insurance policy."

rofl!!!