Warning: If you have no sense of humor or is you get ticked off whenever someone makes fun of Inheritance, I suggest you click the back button right now. I originally posted this on Fanfiction.net as a Christmas present to all my loyal fans. Anyway, this is a song set to the tune of Weird Al's The Night Santa Went Crazy.




Down in the castle an epic battle was raging on

Between King Galbatorix and the Dragon Rider Eragon

When Murtagh busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a machine gun in his hands and cheap mead on his breath

From his robes to his shoes he was covered with ammo

Like a tall dark drunk disgruntled emo Rambo

And he smirked as he said with a sparkle in his eye

"I can't take it anymore - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Murtagh went crazy

The night Murtagh went insane

Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal

Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the castle's blown up now, he used a thermal detonator

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Oromis and Glaedr

And he tied up the urgals, and he held them all hostage

And he ground up poor Thorn into red dragon sausage

He got Eragon and Saphira with an old German Luger

And he slashed up Arya and Greeni just like Freddy Krueger

And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Shruikan

And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Murtagh went crazy

The night that Murtagh went nuts

Now, ya can't hardly walk around Uru'Baen

Without steppin' in dragon guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI

There's a van from the Eyewitness News

And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky

And the bullets are flying the body count's rising

And all the fangirls are dying to know -"Oh Murtagh, why?"

My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a awesome guy.

(audio of gunshots, people screaming, explosions)

Yes Gil'ead, now Murtagh's doing time

In a Federal prison for his infamous crime

Hey little fangirl now, don't you cry no more tears

He'll be out on good behavior in seven thousand more years.

But now Galby's in therapy and Orik's still nervous

And the urgals all got jobs working for the Secret Service

And they say Queen Islanzadi she's on the phone every night

With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.

(They talk about)

The night Murtagh went crazy

The night Murtagh finally flipped

Broke his back for the evil king's bidding

Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Oh, The night Murtagh went crazy

The night Murtagh went insane

Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal

Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Oh, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain.

*Dies laughing* OH MY DAWG! That was sooooo so so so so so funny! I love it! Five out of five stars, ten out of ten gummy bears! ONE-HUNDRED OUT OF ONE-HUNDRED OREOES! Wait...no actually ninety-nine, as I eated the other one lol ^?^ AWESOME STORY!