gets a 62 year old can of beans opens it and throws the smelly icky gopp t=all around the room

throws chicken noodle soup at everybody and pours pepper on the noodles covering everybodys face

walks in the room with a gialnt cream puff and throws it at Saphriarox

tastes the pie and says"banana?"then throws an egg at hadarac

I hate creampuffs... Dodge the creampuff. Call Jayde a bad name. Throw carrots covered in Pace Picante sauce at Hadarac. Direct hit to the face. Watch silently as the Picante sauce HOT variety takes its toll, Hadarac turns beet red in the face from the hottness and gags on the carrots.

P.S. I know hottness isn't a word, I'm in a hurry...

throws watery cat food mixed with egg and peanut butter and throws it at saphirarox!!!

Dumps a salad soaked with maple syrup on bluedragon's head

throws a pancake with apple sauce at jayde

stuffs spinach and broccoli down bluedragon's throat.

levitates a hail of apricots at jayde

takes a bowlful of caviar, adds extra salt, and stuffs half off it in kotorchiefs mouth, and stick the rest in kotorchiefs hair.

throws spiced french "escargot" at jayde's face

takes a carrot cake, smears it with peanut butter and shortening, and smashes it in kotorchiefs face.

takes calamari, dipps it in a vat of margerine, and throws that at jayde

mixes orange juice and mollases together and dumps it on kotorchief.

dodges out from under slow moving orange molasses, and retaliates by dumping vinegar on jayde

You two really need to wait for someone else.

Jayde came out to play! YYYAAAYYY!!!

Jump on Jayde's back where she can't get away. Take a jar of honey and pour it all over her. Jump off and release a swarm of bees. Run and lock myself in the kitchen where no one else can get in and watch them all get stung by the bees. Jayde in particular. Double check that all exits are locked and spelled against intrusion. Extra spells put a magical sieve on the vents to where I still get air but nothing gets in but the air. Another spell makes teleporting into the kitchen impossible. Make spells irreversible unless I remove them. Spell the floor to where nothing can get in through there by any means. Grab a bag of Doritos Nach Cheese and watch the fight out side.

I teleport out of the room, and manage to get all the honey off. Then I grab several more jars of honey and plenty of beehives. I unexcepectedly blow the wall down and throw all of the jars of honey in the kitchen. I put the hives insiide the room patch up the wall, then put up spells making sure that saphirarox can't get out of the room in any way possible, magical or physical.

Then I sit back and laugh.

throws 16 tuna pies at Jayde hitting him/her in the face

throws strawberry shortcake at skulblaka and throws raw eggs at jayde and also throws a big dose of butter and soymilk at saphirarox

Throws a garbage can full of rotton food over bluedragon.

throws a jug of chocolate milk at jayde

throws a open bag of cheese-its at blue_dragon11
catapults a jar of spagetti sauce at jayde
flings many poptarts at skulblaka

throws a hamburger with too much ketchup on it and hits kotorchief and it hits directly on the face

i eat the strawberry short cake and all the poptarts thrown at me by blue dragon and kotorchief (thanks i love poptarts) and then tip icing all over blue dragon and it sets quickly

starts making a plan to throw hot dogs at kotorchief under the icing igloo while licking the igloo

fills the iceing igloo with raw horse meat

dumps a bottle of relish on bluedragon.

tips a bottole of super hot chillie pepper sauce down jaydes throat

smashes a pie full of onions in skulblaka's face.

puts galapino peepers in jaydes mouth up his/her nose and over his/her eyes (OUCH thats got to hurt)

steps out of the igloo and shekes the raw meats blood on everybody and throws a box of onions on jayde and skulblaka

launches sushie at blue dragon

Takes rotton eggs, food that's been in the trash can for several days, a whole lot of garlic, and moldy bread, and dumps it all over bluedragon and skulblaka. You both smell really bad!!!!

throws tomatoes and squishy squash on skulblaka and jayde

slips under the tamatos and splats everything strewn on the floor over blue dragon and jayde

dodges all the food thrown at me and sprays bluedragon and skulblaka with tartar sauce.

splats myself with bad smelling stuff and hugs jayde to get it all over her

You hugged me??? I hope you're not a boy. I put peanut butter and bubblegum in skulblaka's hair.

i am sorry *runs and hides in embaressment*

throws and apple behind myself

sneaks up behind jayde and puts mustard down her shirt

sneaks up behind blue dragon and puts honey and strawberry jam down her back

turns around and slaps skulblaka in the face with a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich

uses the peanutbuter and jelly to spike up his hair then splats a trifle in blue dragons face

ooc:whats a trifle?

throws cookies at skulblaka

OOC a layered desert of jelly covered food, custard, cream, and edable beed things

eats cookies and pours apple jucie over blue dragon

ooc:oh ok

licks up the juice from her face and throws underwear that have been dipped in raw meat

ducks as underwear flys over head and throws merangs at blue dragon

falls to the ground as what ever it was hits me in the stomach
throws spinach smelling and flower tasting sticky candy at skulblaka which sticks on his cheeks

looks like a porcupine of sweets and throws cane candy at blue dragon

catches the cane andy and twirls it around in her handbreaks it in half and eats it then gets cat food dog food and milk and smushes it together and throws it at skulblaka

gets hit full in the face as he looks up and throws a huge block of cheese at blue dragon

gets knocked out by the cheese and wakes up two minutes later with a big pile of sweet tea in a jug beside her.she threw it wildy around and hopefully hit skulblaka

gets hit by scolding sweet tea and throws just boild water back along with the sauce pan

jumps up into the water and sauce pan and falls right back down
throws raman noodles at skulblaka

throws u in a pool of onions

First of all, I put a spell on the kitchen to make it impossible for anyone to teleport in there. duh

Second of all... Picks skulblaka up and throws him at blue dragon, as he's covered in food it still counts as me throwing actual food and not him.

gets squished under the weight of the food and skulblaka

throwsmelted tootsie rolls at saphirarox

walks in the room and throws a bucket of chicken broth at saphirarox

throws meatloaf at hadarac
!!!!

runs and jumps on Saphirarox for haveing the cheek to throw me "technically i'm throwing food at you coz i'm covered in food" then jumps in the pool and becomes clean and takes Saphirarox spell off the kitchen

throws meatballs at skulblaka for being so clean and at saphirarox for even more payback

throws cream puffs at everyone.

*runs at the sight of jade*

throws manky old socks dipped in raw meat at blue dragon

throws fresh cooked fish at skulblaka and jayde

throws rotten fish at blue dragon

gets hit right in the face with the fish

stinky,,,,,,,,,,,,stinky,,,STINKY!!!!!!!!!!!

throws bad case of rotten egg and smelly watery cat food and dog food and tuna on skulblaka!!!!!

Squirts blue dragon with lemon juice in the face

eyes
burning,,,,,,,,,,burning,,,,,,BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

throws chiile peppers atyour mouth

Coats everyone with chocolate milk

throws sugar coated broccilli at hadarac

eats chilly peppers and throws lemon jucie in everyones faces

covers her face with her hands as lemon juice was squirted at her.throws tomato soup at skulblaka

throws potattos at ppl

throws meatballs at chaosrider!

Throws chaosrider into a tub of boiling chicken soup.

laughs as i throw macaroni covered brownies at saphirarox

Eat the brownies (tasty, but I like *special* brownies better. lol, just joking, I do NOT like special brownies.) Throw bluedragon into a humongous cup full of melted chocolate.

gets out of the chocolate and gets mustard and throws it at saphirarox

throws corn dogs

pushes everyone into a huge pot full of galapino pepper sauce (like the hottest peppers in existence)

Dodge skulblaka and sneak up behind him. Push him in amongst the ppl he pushed. Have fun
swimming!!

pulls saphirarox in with him

Free fall with skulblaka. Then swim to the edge and Spiderman (actually, as I'm a girl it would be Spiderwoman. lol) my way up and over the edge of the cup. Heat the sides of the cup to an unbearable tempature so nobody can copy me. Use the thousands of rolls of tin foil to make a six foot thick covering on the top of the bowl. (Or was it a cup? I forgot.) Take pity on the ppl inside and cut a few air holes in the tin foil.

use's magic jumps out of the pot through the tin foil and throws a load in shapirarox's face

Carries a delicious bean salad (uggg) [seasoned with a lot of olive oil, vinegar and garlic] to the 4th of July Bar-B-Q picnic to watch the fireworks and, oh no, stumbles and the salad falls all over my friend Skulblaka!

thorws bean dip at ppl

eats some of the salad from my friend anniebee and then throws some pepper in chaosriders face

*Saphirus enters door, see whats going on and finds a packet of mentos and diet coke, puts all the mentos into the coke (you can really do this), closes the lid quickly, lobs it at skulblaka who cant see saphirus*

*coke bottle explodes like a grenade, showering skulblaka in coke*

*saphirus quietly sneaks away...*

awwwwwwww looks at macerroni and cheese

throws saphirus in a vat of fat

Melts chocolate and throws it at skulbaka

yum chocolate

throws tomato ketchup at Hadarac

Sticks a cherry lollipop on Hadarac's hair!

sticks a tonne of freshly chewed chewinggum in Hadracs hair

Annie uses gasoline in order to save Hadarac's hair.

puts a match to hadracs hair

pours wine all over skulblakas head and throws the barrel it was in a hadarac.

takes a coffie pot and pours on blue dragons11 back