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Firetongue
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Making fun of eragon
This is the prologue of eragon modified by someone to take the mick. Some might find it offensive to eragon or CP, but I would tell those people to lighten up because it's quite funny.
http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=2089329
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June 7th, 2006, 8:02 pm |
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Lil Killer
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Joined: March 20th, 2006, 2:33 pm Posts: 372 Location: canada
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i'm not offended at all but don't u think it's kind of pointless?
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June 7th, 2006, 8:38 pm |
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Firetongue
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In my eyes- everything is pointless. That's what makes life fun.
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June 7th, 2006, 8:39 pm |
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Vanilla Ice
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Joined: May 30th, 2006, 10:08 pm Posts: 210 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Ha Ha! man! where and how did u find this?
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June 7th, 2006, 9:00 pm |
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Firetongue
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No idea- just stumbled across it browsing the internet lol
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June 7th, 2006, 9:04 pm |
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eragon_saphira_alagaesia
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Joined: June 10th, 2006, 9:39 am Posts: 13
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You kidding me!! It's awsome . what a great REWRITE!!!
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June 11th, 2006, 3:33 am |
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RORAN STRONGHAMMER
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Joined: December 19th, 2005, 10:30 pm Posts: 632 Location: Lennoxville, Canada, Qc
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man! that was hilaryus (i'ma bad speler arn't i ) im gunna email it!!!
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June 13th, 2006, 9:28 pm |
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AnnieBee
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Joined: March 13th, 2006, 12:43 am Posts: 10912 Location: Freezing every night and LOVING IT!
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OH MY GOSH!. I laughed so much and so hard, my stomach still hurts. You need the right twist of mind in order to come up with something like that!
Pink berries anyone?
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June 14th, 2006, 2:12 am |
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faith_keeper_arya
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June 14th, 2006, 5:21 pm |
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I_Support_Galbatorix
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Joined: June 14th, 2006, 2:11 pm Posts: 16
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Hmmmmmmmm......
don't you think its wierd and strange?--in the funny way--well--in a way...
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June 15th, 2006, 8:00 am |
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-wombat-
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Joined: April 25th, 2006, 5:13 pm Posts: 41 Location: in a burrow with my wombat friends
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wow that was very funny, even though it took me like 20 mins to read the little tiny print.
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June 21st, 2006, 3:24 am |
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Ra'zac hunter01
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brilliant
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June 25th, 2006, 2:47 pm |
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skulblaka
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June 25th, 2006, 3:11 pm |
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DurzaKiller26
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Joined: February 14th, 2006, 11:18 pm Posts: 1364 Location: my own, not so sane, head
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i think its kinda mean to do that. no one makes of of tolkein. or cs lewis (maybe cs lewis) why do you have to mess it up. they ruined my perception of durza, in the first paragraph.
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June 27th, 2006, 1:05 pm |
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Firetongue
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I'll bet people do make fun of Tolkien and CS Lewis, you just have to look harder lol
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June 27th, 2006, 4:22 pm |
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skulblaka
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Joined: June 22nd, 2006, 2:57 pm Posts: 566 Location: hereford, UK
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thats probably true
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June 27th, 2006, 9:12 pm |
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Saphirarox
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I know I won't be eatin' strawberries anytime soon... They're the only berry I could think of to match the description.lol Whoever did that was a genius of a joker. Only, I wouldn't want her/him to get a holdt of my book...
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June 28th, 2006, 1:01 am |
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Firetongue
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hehe, I found more: http://www.anti-shurtugal.com/navarette.htm a small extract:
" That evening, out of desperation, Eragon checked the road again. He found deep ruts cut into the snow, with numerous hoof prints between them.
Id: Unfortunately for them, it was just a trail left by Santa Claus, who had needed a pit stop before he pissed his jolly red pants.
Cogitoad: The idea of Santa peeing disturbs me.
Id: All of that milk has to go somewhere."
it's a quote, so I can't be blamed for swearing.
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July 30th, 2006, 9:23 pm |
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thorns
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Joined: August 15th, 2006, 6:25 pm Posts: 76
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hah its funny!
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August 15th, 2006, 9:18 pm |
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dragon_ rider
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Joined: January 21st, 2007, 6:03 pm Posts: 50
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i don,t get it it does not look any thing like him. i,m not afended
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January 21st, 2007, 6:38 pm |
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Alfakyn~elda
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Joined: December 27th, 2006, 9:49 am Posts: 1662 Location: Alaska in winter, Arizona in summer, but always the same state...
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i cant go to any of those web sites... I tried every way i know and it keeps telling me that the page cant be found... can you guys stil get to it or is it just me???
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January 21st, 2007, 11:58 pm |
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