Hey why cow?
Incomers dodges cow and prepare himself for making barbecue...

da charr killer waits in line for some prime rib (steak that is really good medium rare from a cow) and starts to drool

Come on Da Charr Killer you should help me with cooking I never like it so much...

ok fine i will come and help you but i get first dibs on meat* goes over to cook while cooking he says "do de da do de da"

i dont like that song and slaps killer in the back of the head

(applauses at that moment)

well i dont like your hair *throws raw meat at ilian*

(laughs)

throws cooked meat at pomfret and laughs laughs and laughs again

*Throws a cake at Da Charr Killer so it smashes into his face*

Throws a razor sharp postcard at Da Charr Killer while he is blinded by the cake frosting.

yells "last time i give you free food that was a present" then takes his prime rib and leaves

*stands all alone* where did everyone go??

im still here! calles Pomfret.

throws pomfret out of the door and yells "now you are not here"

What have you done Da Charr Killer?
I want to eat those steaks!

slapes killer in the back of the head for not answering

we still have steaks left just not all of them i only threw 2 and ate 1 there are like 50 more

Ehm that should be enought...

I dont appreciate being tossed like some cheap comic. *Tips over the barbacue and puts his hands next to his pockets.*

*throws a milkshake at Pomfret *

yells "food fight" and throws icecream at wydra

*Laughs, then throws a pizza at illian*

goes into the kitchen to look for somthing finds it comes out and throws rotten eggs at wyrda

takes the refrigerator and throws it at ilian

steps on HaydenBlowers91 like hes a bug

Hmm you're BIG

Takes two flavored water guns and yells, "Have a drink!" while shooting.

"Thanks finnaly i can use my new swimsuit!

Smiles. "Your welcome."

pushes them into the pool

I JUST CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!





Throws rock hard pepermint candies at illian.

Incomer enjoy swimming...

eats caNDY then gives everyone else some

Ha!


Rings out clothes.

throws a/an (place random item here) at pomfret

WHY?!?!!! WE're just swimming!

yeah but the topic is throw something at the person above you sorry but i had to do it

OK I understand.
Can you throw on me some sunglasess? It's sunny here

CURSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Goes and touches Hayden sending an extremely painful shock through him.

Oh guys stop it! I was starting to feel good here

well that's a load of poo
throws a hammer at pomfret.

OK!
Throws a....snowball on both!

Deflects hammer with a sniper shot. (while shaking off snow)



Then throws my killer rotwiler dog at Incomer.

throws a kennel at the rotwiler and traps it. then throws a steak at pomfret

the food or wooden?

Incomer dodges and your killer rotwiller dog sink

Hey i dont mind. That thing almost tore my foot off.




Gives a medal to Incomer.

Oh-I'm confused...

Why?

sommons her demon dog fome the deepest part of hell and tells her to go eat

wheres my medal i put it in a kennel

well Incomers the one that killed it.

What do you have against dogs?
I'm confused because your dog nearly ate your dog but you was fast enought to throw this f... killing creature on me and you're giving me a medal like you didn't want me as a lunch of your mad dog!

well that dog has to go throws a rock at it and hides behind pomfret.

get away from me stop hiding behind me





IM 13 YEARS OLD FOR CRIPS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well than i am gonna have to run.

YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!!!!!!






Chases Hayden with fly swaters. "Be gone foul tempest!!"

YEAH RUN!!!!!!
And will go swim

You do that. Ive got to kill hayden with flyswaters.

that's it grabs his army of little exploding robots and sends them after incomer and pomfret
good luck their is like a billion of them.

A-bomb will take care of them

Calls in an army of Slayer Tanks (off of Wargames Defcon 1), the coatrack of saton, and rabid hamsters ( both off of Defender of the Supermart) to defend Incomer and myself.

they're robots the radiation would kill us not them cause they are all robats duh

Use a bow to defend Pomfret and myself

The tanks that I have are also like robots.

If we will throw nuclear missile in middle of them it can make very big BOOM

Yeah.(major grin)


Calls in the Kyfusia missle trucks.


"Commence rocket barrage on 3, 2, 1 . . . ready Incomer???

YEAH!!! Let's have a fun!!!!

Commence rocket barrage on 3, 2, 1, fire!



Rockets scatter everywhere from the ten Kyfusha (real way to spell it ) rocket trucks.
(5 minutes later)

To Incomer: The ground in front of you is left in smoldering ruins. Nothing is in front of you except yards of barren land.



Was that cool or what?

I think it was very nice firework

Hayden is sitting in a bomb shelter ten miles under ground watching tv and eating a sandwich. good thing it has a realy thick door

I dig a hole and throw the bomb in the "Bomb Selter"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah like you could dig a ten mile hole plus i have metal surounding it so you can't just dig to it

Are you saying that you could?


Finds the hidden entrance and tosses a steilhandgrenaten inside.

throughs a big oh house at pomfret

pushs Roan38 into hell then freez it then puts 40 three headed dog to make shour nobody can revis him then throws all of that into a black hole in the abyss

Lol, wow illian! Summons all dead ppl to take illian to the underworld with them so she can't escape and will have to be stuck there for all eternity.

sommens the power of the gods of good nuttrel and evil to turn the army agenst wydra "Now they are under my comand" she scream it to the heavens. then see lifs up her arms and it starts to rain fire.

Man to bad thats impossible. Youd need super computers lots of shovels and a big silver key.

OOC well on the pc i can do this if i want to


maks are legons of the undead army atack and disstory everything in there path and burn the bodes of the newly killed people. then she sommens the draconens to disstory the land."and with the power i have i will rule, and whoever croses my path shal feel never eanding turcher in both body and mind!"

I already destroyed the land with the Kyfusha rockets. Speaking of which, they are in position.


"Commence rocket barrage on 3, 2, 1, fire!"



Rockets are flying everywhere and destroying everything.

it does not afect me cuz i am the ruler of the underworld rses her armes up to the heavens agesn and speacks magicel words and lightning strics every thing "yuor flesh will burn and your sole will rot in hell for the rest of eterny"

Makes a magical sighn in the shape of a triangle and circle. They come to gether to form a relic shape. I raise a hand and push against the shape sending a large wave of flame at ilian. The Kyfusha trucks are reloading at this point. Then 2 slayer tanks come in and form a barrier around me to defend me. Then takes a large bow with an arrow that is powered with a element spell and shoot it at ilian. "May your soul rot inside your own dead body!"

Incomer send few trucks full of boxes. On the boxes there are three letter T-N-T and drivers are singing: "I'm a little Taliban and I came from country of Afgasnista...I love my papa I lova my mama but most of all...

starts to laph then says "we have fought on your terph and now we shall fight on mine!" she raised her arms once agean and then tellaphorted them into an inpenitribel darkness."welcome to the abyss..Distry them!" then her underworld army rise from the cold hard lifeless ground."suck there souls from there bodys"

Takes the element spell and puts it into an MG42 and starts to destroy some of the army.


The MG42 is a very powerful weapon. Do not mess with it or it will turn you into mush.

you cant kill the dead

the army reaches up with thare hands and grabs hold of Pomfret "drag him under and eat his flesh suck the soul from his body and grind the bones to dust." and with that camand the disembodyed archers shot there arrows into the heat. the warriors drove there swords into the flesh of there enemy blood streamed from the wonds "let the blood of this one fill you for weeks" and with thows words pomfret was dead.

Prehaps. But I have friends!


Flocks of Dragons from the Inland Sea (if you dont know what or where that is ask me) come out and are enraged at the death of Pomfret. The ghost of Pomfret comes out and orders them, "Turn those funky cheese monsters into flameing bits of dust!" With that the dragons combine spells and fire rains down making all of the monsters burst into flames.



BTW you can kill the dead with a gun shot to the head or the top of the spinal colum. Another human comes out (actually a dragon but in human form) with a panzer by her side.


To be continued

YOU CANT KILL THE DEAD!!

traps pomfrets gost in a bottel "your soul will make a fine adittion to my clection. take care of thes things and make shor that the blood does not hit the walls." and with that she left

YOU CAN TO KILL THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And ghosts can flaot through anything.



Pops out of the bottle and looks at all of the limbs that were torn off of the zombies and smiles in triumph. Then returns to the sea with all of his dragons.

you dont understand that i put a spell on the bottel so you cant get out. Alsoi did not have any zombies and that your dragons are all dead and that there is nothing left of them ok or do i need to speak slower for you.

Did you not know what they did? They turned all of your minions into smoldering charcoal piles. And you never said that you put a spell on the bottle. So I am the safest person in the world because I am in the safety of the sea.


For Illian only. Once I get permission from Louis or glenwing I will start another adventure called fight for the Inland Sea. You may join if you like. Be warned. The forces of the Inland Sea are not to be triffled with. One false move (such as try to attack the sea) and you will become their buffet meal.


I dont know if I need permission. (shrug) and I guess others can join to. (shrug)

glenwing hes not accepeted my person yet but when he does i will come

your in the abyss you and your dragons cant see anythin

"you and your dragons injoy your little swim for now but when i return the sea and all its inhabents will be mine." she goes to her tower and enters the portel that will take her to the gods. there the battle will begen.

grins in amusement. "I will be waiting for you."

I just sent a PM to Glenwing about it. Once he accepts it I will begin and the fight should commence within one day.

cant wait and you sent him a pm adout what

the adventure that im making with you and about RPing.

I bring a radio and put in a CD and listen and dance to the song "Gonna Make You Sweat" (Everybody Dance Now),"Move it like This" (Baha Men), Le Freak" (Freak Out ,by Chic),You Can't Touch This" (by:M.C. Hammer) Then after I do allof that I hang myself from a tree and die.Then I am about to hunt that tree!!!:lol:

u ccan burn zombies and turn them into ashes