You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was originally entitled Headcheese, but was changed at the last minute.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

I agree with Firetongue on the last one...
Headcheese?

If practice makes perfect and acheiving perfection is immpossible then why practice?

(this is why I dont practice lol)

how did people tell time before the sundail?

why are farts so funny?

What is Satan's last name?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

.. Headcheese?

Why can I not think of anything to ponder?

@fang: Why you perverted-
(joking)

Well...I'm pondering on all of these and I ought to have the answers soon!

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?

Can bald men get lice?

If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Now you just made this infinitely harder for me lol.

.. I don't want to know about crabs and eyelashes...

Why do countries have different police sirens?

Do the people in California have tornado sirens, or flood sirens?

It would split and land both ways of course!

They would fuse and become an amazing toast-butter-kitty..

What would happen if portals started to open and they were to different realities and fantasy worlds... Like.. Alagaesia, or Gundam world.. or other awesome things.

If I could pull a Leeroy Jenkins, how could I do it in the middle of my High School lunch room?

No, no.. I need something more original... and I'm surprised anyone knows who Leeroy Jenkins is. XD

I have his achivement too.. It's awesome..

If I were in charge of the world, what would I do first?

the bread slicer, or a knife

.. That's a good point.. so if you don't think about it, you don't conform to anything...? MAybe? Bleh..

I've been watching Doctor Who, and I was wandering.. what if the Doctor were to somehow travel through space, time and dimensions into Alagaesia... Maybe I'm just a super nerd.

I think if you decide to make a decision, that is making a decision, along with the decision you're making.

What if I write a fanfic about the Doctor in Alagaesia?

What if you eat a granola bar, only to find out, there's not granola in it?

Btw, Toph, Doctor Who is a sci-fi show that's been on since the 50s, or so... A long time... <.>

Why is the sky blue? If I made the world, I would make it green. The grass would be blue. That way my long lost frog Bob could be found. Wait, if the sky was green could frogs fly?

If fresh water keeps on flowing into the sea, why is the sea still salty.....
(hey, I actually know the answer)

If a dishonest person says he's going to be dishonest how can you count on him to be dishonest?

Errr because he is dishonest......
What would be the meaning of life?

Well:

1. There is no meaning to life, things just happen. Random chance if you will.
2. The meaning of life is to live.
3. The meaning of life is to serve a higher power or concept.

That's all I can think of at least.

Does anyone exist besides the individual?

I dont like number one...it means that I'm just gonna be dust after I die...what a legacy THAT would leave!

If you always cheat, will you ever actually learn anything?

The three points are not a combination of what I think the meaning of life is, but of the different ways a person could look at the question, being as it's a touchy subject.

As for regretting decisions, I agree. It's not logical, but I still do it sometimes.

@the dragon girl- nope. it's the journey, not the destination.

Can you think in another language other than your native/first one?

no I can't

how did we get to where we are today?

somewhat

will you cry over spilled milk?

I do!

is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

because finished didn't sound as good.

why is the fly called a fly? birds can fly too!

Lol. If a flys wings are cut off is it a walk?

Why did shade just run off to check the dictionary?

Ok...I did not get that one...of course I am slow...

Ang, it goes something like this.

If you have a cold, why do you feel so hot? Well that's because I'm around.

Do I exist?

What? Huh? I think so.......... maybe.... quite likely.....
Did you know I might be a freaky old man...

Ok...now I'm getting images of a old man with arthritis bending over a computer laughing in a hoarse voice as he pokes keys one by one...images go away!!

Nothing for me the ponder?
Did you know that that all is what it seems?

Do vampires ever go to the bathroom since they don't eat solid food?

Oh dear...i reserve my comments on that one.

Why is my sister banging on my door screaming "OPEN UP THIS INSTANT!!!!!"?

Why is it past midnight?

Why am I such a loner here?

Why is everyone so strange...who cares!

Why am I so hungry!

because the cow has four stomaces

why can't I think of anything good to right?

I don't know

why does sliv think her wolf is better then mine?

no I was just being random

no I was calling her a cow I was responding to your post about how you had to pee and I guess she posted before me.

Why are we having this conversation?

There's a topic in the games section for being random yall. =) This was intended for mind boggles I believe.
viewtopic.php?f=21&t=7023

Oh, sorry, lol that was what I thought we were suppost to do here...

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Does your name affect your personality?
If your name was different would you be where you are in life right now?

Please Sid, no more maths *dies*
Do Asians really understand the words "ching chong"
(Not being racist)

Yes they do...we just cant lol.

hmm... are "ching chong" even words?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?