"Is the glass half full,

Or is the glass half empty.

Could the glass possibly two sizes to big for the amount of water,

or did just half of the water evaporate into the air.

Or was it both?"

"If life gives you lemons... what the heck, just chuck them out the window."

"It is much better to be a witty fool, then a foolish wit."

"Is a cow a cat?

Is a cat a cow?

Then is a Frenchman a man?

If he is a man, then he must speak english, not jibberish." Taken from the movie Huckleberry Fin.

"It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
Cause it's my - LIFE"

(Bon Jovi)

and i thought mine was bad....

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you, saying, "MAN! that was fun!"
~unknown~

but my question is who will bail you out of jail?

i need a life...


anywho... nice one keev
i think Albert Einstein had to much time on his hands...
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Alright, but that might take awhile knowing Shade...lol jks XD[/quote]

This topic needs to be brought back to life. =)


Silence is golden... It would be nice if more people took that to heart.

i quite like this one "The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker." albert eistein

I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw

~Ma Dad

Okay we were talking to girls and Twilight comes up and my friend and I pretend to gag while the girls talk about Edward and my friend goes, "Edward Cullen is the drug dealer under the bridge of my dreams." We all stare at him and burst out laughing.

Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver - Denominational Poster

And if you complete my sigs quote it's one of my faves... I know there’s more but I can’t think strait right now...

taken from communications between air traffic control and pilots.

Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."

TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not.

~ Andre Gide

"Things ain't like they say they be, but they do!" -Oscar Gamble

"Show me your friends and ill tell you who you are."

"Once you love something, every time a bit of it goes, you lose a piece of yourself"

The only easy day was yeasterday-

You can have anything you want- if you want it badly enough if you will hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.

-Be the best kill the rest. there is no second place in a firefight

-Its mind over matter, if you don't mind it don't matter-

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional

Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever

'bravery is facing your fears having no fears is foolishness' i don't know where i got it you find it tell me please

Hard work beats talent when Talent refuses to Work Hard ~ The back of my shirt

Defense isn't a skill, It's an attitude ~ The back of another of my shirts

Who watches the watchmen?

Think about it...

The watch does though I think that works better with the minutemen lol

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." H.P. Lovecraft

Depending on how one looks at it, it could be taken a couple ways? Which is yours? =)



Too true good sir


"There's got to be more to life than fighting for fish heads!"

"I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." - I forget now, I used to know...

and that boys and girls, is why, "With out fear, there is no courage"

"that other quote on the top of that other page." no matter how you word it I still don't know what mine got compared to (though I will note that Rima has had the first post on the last 3 pages I believe and I did like that Red Sauce on Pasta)

"There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Party. There will be no love, except the love of Big Brother. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy. There will be no art, no literature, no science. When we are omnipotent there will be no need of science. There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always—do not forget this Winston—always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever."

And are we privileged enough to learn the name of the man that said this? (cause I doubt any woman would say it)

First of all, I would slap you upside the head for saying that.

I forgot to attribute it.
It's from one of my favorite books, 1984. George Orwell.

Oh I could have been much more flamboyant, added phrases like "Graced us with" and the such

"Time to nut up or shut up." Tallahassee (ZombieLand movie)

"There are Four kinds of Hunters theses days, BM, MM, Survive, and Sandwrong, god that kid is crazy"

~My Guild Master

CNN "experts agree: Al Qaeda leader is dead or alive"
again from CNN "Shuttle travelling nearly 18 times the speed of light"
unknown newspaper "Diana was alive before she died"
Craig "I'm not pressing ctrl v it'll crash my computer and set in on fire or something"

I have so many to choose from.. I think I'll just pick my latest addiction, Mysteries.

".. When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes

"With a keen eye for details, one truth prevails." - Jimmy Kudo / Conan Edagowa

"I try not to look at it that way. Being white. I don't wake up every day and look in the mirror, 'Oh. I'm white'."

(On if he let's his daughter listen to his music) Yeah, I do. Not all of it I play for her. Some songs, got a lot of cussing, especially the one she's on. So I make her a clean version. 'Cause I protect my Child! Not yours! Rest of the kids I don't care about - buy my album, go murder, rape, pillage, kill!"

eminem
xD

my favorite quote is 'Ask not what your cat can do for you but, what you can do for yor cat.' got the main idea from someone who got that from John F. Kennedy

JFK

The reason we in school 13 yrs is because that's how long it takes to destroy a child's mind.

This coffee tastes like a monkey peed in battery acid.

'This chimp came up to me
on the corner
in his big-arse black car
and offered me crack' ~ Silv

I have several. The two i can think of....

...she laughed and replied, "Only a clumsy smith uses gloves." ill take a random guess-someone verify this, please- Brisingr, p642??-it's said by Rhunon, anyways

"And so the lion fellin love with the lamb./What a stupid lamb./What a sick,masochistic lion." Twilight, bella and edward

"It's like Hogwarts for pikeys..."

omd, kotor...

i was sane...at one point. (Grandpa)
i was told i ead too much, so i stopped. now they tell me to read MORE.
kiss my heinie byebye...jerk... (Ry Theru, my invisible Elvish friend)
no kisses for vampires on here, only werewolves.... (ami yaht)
twilight fans will be prosecuted on-site. (twilight serial killer Saber222 Gaia Online)
tresspassers will be shot. survivors will be shot again. (signs on private property)
i kill people...no offense, its just a hobby (Solembumer)
serial killer in disguise (Wolf ET)
i was born natual... no wonder i wake up in the woods with nothing on every morning (Gaia Online)

"if at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you"-i think it was Einstein who said this??

Keever okay, thanks maybe it was anonymous. they usually have a lotta good advice

"Kill all humanity!!" i will survive because im melungeon. were hybrids.

Newest Virus: steals your passwords, and your lunch.
this. is the most dangerous box ever.
"there is a evil monkey on this paper"-Lucas
Can I read your tshirt in braille?-Jazmine
I'm sweating more than a pedyfylle at recess.-Lucas

The last one was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD! Lol ^?^ (Given the choice, I however would turn Jakey permenently into a wolf and then deage him MUAHAHAHAH! XP)

"Smile and say cheeze; you never know who's looking."- My friend Heather

"You CRAZY, man, you CRAZY!"- My friend Katie

"If everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone learned to swallow their pride, then we'd see the day when nobody died."- Chad Krogeur. I do NOT listen to any of his songs but "Into the Night" and "If Everyone Cared" just to clarify.