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New Peasant   Joined: January 17th, 2009, 6:43 am Posts: 12 Location: Somewhere. Somewhere awesome. Awesomer than you know. Gender: Guy |
 Stolen Halo's barGee, I hope this is allowed, lol.
Sit back. Have a drink. Enjoy. *Walks into the bar up to a table.* "Waiter! Can I have some coke?" _________________ I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.  Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. |
| January 19th, 2009, 5:37 am |
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Wise DragonRider   Joined: September 25th, 2008, 2:50 pm Posts: 1329 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade |
Re: Stolen Halo's bar *Punches the bouncer*
This idiot won't let me in! He doesn't like my shoes :l |
| January 19th, 2009, 8:06 pm |
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Admin   Joined: June 13th, 2006, 7:47 pm Posts: 6039 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Fyrm Club Dragon: Shedai |
Re: Stolen Halo's bar I'm kinda stupid, I'm not sure I get it.
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| January 19th, 2009, 8:30 pm |
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Undercover Louis   Joined: November 4th, 2004, 5:30 am Posts: 4105 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dwarves Dragon: Amethyia |
Re: Stolen Halo's bar I was too slow. Someone moved it before me.
Please keep this reasonable. _________________ Serving SF since Forum Rules :: Ranking System :: The Team :: Forum FAQ inheritanceforums inheritanceforum inheritance forums eragonforums eragonforum eragon forums brisingrforums brisingrforum |
| January 19th, 2009, 8:54 pm |
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Admin Joined: June 13th, 2006, 7:47 pm Posts: 6039 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Fyrm Club Dragon: Shedai |
Re: Stolen Halo's bar That was me.
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| January 19th, 2009, 9:15 pm |
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Wise DragonRider  Joined: January 6th, 2009, 3:01 am Posts: 1411 Gender: Guy Affiliation: SF Rebels |
Re: Stolen Halo's bar *punches ***** let me try *gets kicked out *he doesn't like my laces!
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| April 2nd, 2009, 7:37 pm |
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Peasant Elder  Joined: April 3rd, 2009, 5:31 pm Posts: 149 Gender: Girl |
Re: Stolen Halo's bar is completely bored
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| May 13th, 2009, 2:17 pm |
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