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Kaerasman New DragonRider Joined: December 16th, 2006, 5:00 am Posts: 492 Location: behind you. Gender: Guy	eragon vs hp i'm just writing this cuz it seems funny, and i got it from the lotr vs. hp post. sorry whoever posted this there but i just thought i might post it in a thread to itself. harry potter vs. eragon harry finds a special portal to alagaesia. he lands in the middle of the burning plains. eragon sees a flash from saphira's back as harry falls with a thud. eragon and saphira swoop down on harry. harry tries to run. eragon takes an arrow and shoots harry in the leg. harry cries. then aragorn shows up. eragon picks up one of galby's soldiers swords and fights aragorn. harry cries out loudly. eragon and aragorn forget their fight and attack harry. end of story. (if u cant tell i like lotr and eragon way better than hp. the hp movies r okay but it's really more of a kiddie book) post nething about the three books in here if u want to. change the battle scene or the complete fight or whatever. _________________ Something's getting in the way something's just about to break i will try to find my place in the diary of jane. as i burn another page as i look the other way i still try to find my place in the diary of jane so tell me how it should be! --Breaking Benjamin 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, put this in your sig
December 22nd, 2006, 6:46 am

define normal Dragon Egg Carrier Joined: December 2nd, 2006, 4:34 am Posts: 169 Location: The Great Pacific Northwest	Aragorn and Eragon faced each other. "So, you are trying to be like me ,are you? Tweaking my name only a bit, so you won't be sued. I'll teach you who is the real warrior around here," said Aragorn. Eragon frowned, but prepared for battle nontheless. Then a being apparated out of nowhere and said, "Hello, I'm Harry Potter and I charge both you for stealing a tad bit of my fame." "I always thought you were a bit of a dork, ya know," replied Eragon,"carring that piece of wood you call a wand with you wherever you go. Now if you just knew the ancient language like I do..." Suddenly, three old men appeared. "Gandalf!", said Aragorn. "Brom!", said Eragon. "Dumbledore!," said Harry. Brom turned his gray head towards Dumbledore. "Your name is a bit of a mouthful ,isn't it." "Awww, shut up,"replied Dumbledore. "Aren't you two supposed to be dead?", asked Gandalf, "After all, I'm the only wise, old mentor with a bread here who actually came back to life." (This all I have for now. Tell me if you like it) _________________ Now everybody say all at once, "DOOOOOMMMM....." Don't you love that? I want an old man with a beard to teach me the wisdom of the ancients! Watch Viking Kittens. It's a classic: http://www.vikingkittens.com/ Which Final Fantasy Character Are You? Final Fantasy 7
December 25th, 2006, 11:59 pm

OrikTheMighty DragonRider in Training Joined: November 19th, 2006, 5:12 am Posts: 593	define normal wrote: Aragorn and Eragon faced each other. "So, you are trying to be like me ,are you? Tweaking my name only a bit, so you won't be sued. I'll teach you who is the real warrior around here," said Aragorn. Eragon frowned, but prepared for battle nontheless. Then a being apparated out of nowhere and said, "Hello, I'm Harry Potter and I charge both you for stealing a tad bit of my fame." "I always thought you were a bit of a dork, ya know," replied Eragon,"carring that piece of wood you call a wand with you wherever you go. Now if you just knew the ancient language like I do..." Suddenly, three old men appeared. "Gandalf!", said Aragorn. "Brom!", said Eragon. "Dumbledore!," said Harry. Brom turned his gray head towards Dumbledore. "Your name is a bit of a mouthful ,isn't it." "Awww, shut up,"replied Dumbledore. "Aren't you two supposed to be dead?", asked Gandalf, "After all, I'm the only wise, old mentor with a bread here who actually came back to life." (This all I have for now. Tell me if you like it) take out aragorn, put in Frodo _________________
December 26th, 2006, 2:44 am

define normal Dragon Egg Carrier Joined: December 2nd, 2006, 4:34 am Posts: 169 Location: The Great Pacific Northwest	Frodo and Eragon faced each other. "So, you are trying to be like my friend Aragorn ,are you? Tweaking his name only a bit, so you won't be sued. I'll teach you who the real warriors in the fantasy genre are," said Frodo. Eragon frowned at the short and hairy guy in front of him, but prepared for battle nontheless. Then a being apparated out of nowhere and said, "Hello, I'm Harry Potter and I charge both you for stealing a tad bit of my fame." "I always thought you were a bit of a dork, ya know," replied Eragon,"carring that piece of wood you call a wand with you wherever you go. Now if you just knew the ancient language like I do..." Suddenly, three old men appeared. "Gandalf!", said Frodo. "Brom!", said Eragon. "Dumbledore!," said Harry. Brom turned his gray head towards Dumbledore. "Your name is a bit of a mouthful ,isn't it." "Awww, shut up,"replied Dumbledore. "Aren't you two supposed to be dead?", asked Gandalf, "After all, I'm the only wise, old mentor with a bread here who actually came back to life." (That better, Orik?) _________________ Now everybody say all at once, "DOOOOOMMMM....." Don't you love that? I want an old man with a beard to teach me the wisdom of the ancients! Watch Viking Kittens. It's a classic: http://www.vikingkittens.com/ Which Final Fantasy Character Are You? Final Fantasy 7
December 26th, 2006, 5:16 am

Kaerasman New DragonRider Joined: December 16th, 2006, 5:00 am Posts: 492 Location: behind you. Gender: Guy	that's awesome _________________ Something's getting in the way something's just about to break i will try to find my place in the diary of jane. as i burn another page as i look the other way i still try to find my place in the diary of jane so tell me how it should be! --Breaking Benjamin 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, put this in your sig
December 26th, 2006, 5:58 pm

OrikTheMighty DragonRider in Training Joined: November 19th, 2006, 5:12 am Posts: 593	define normal wrote: Frodo and Eragon faced each other. "So, you are trying to be like my friend Aragorn ,are you? Tweaking his name only a bit, so you won't be sued. I'll teach you who the real warriors in the fantasy genre are," said Frodo. Eragon frowned at the short and hairy guy in front of him, but prepared for battle nontheless. Then a being apparated out of nowhere and said, "Hello, I'm Harry Potter and I charge both you for stealing a tad bit of my fame." "I always thought you were a bit of a dork, ya know," replied Eragon,"carring that piece of wood you call a wand with you wherever you go. Now if you just knew the ancient language like I do..." Suddenly, three old men appeared. "Gandalf!", said Frodo. "Brom!", said Eragon. "Dumbledore!," said Harry. Brom turned his gray head towards Dumbledore. "Your name is a bit of a mouthful ,isn't it." "Awww, shut up,"replied Dumbledore. "Aren't you two supposed to be dead?", asked Gandalf, "After all, I'm the only wise, old mentor with a bread here who actually came back to life." (That better, Orik?) Much. _________________
December 27th, 2006, 12:15 am

ChetowaVarden DragonRider Joined: December 6th, 2006, 3:37 am Posts: 792 Location: dallas	most everybody would kick harry potters ass _________________ "The future doesn't exist and never shall." - Saphira <---- Bowser the Burrito <------ The idea smiley looks like a surprised cyclops! (\../) (0.0) (")(") It's a bunny. Im not going to tell you to copy and paste him for world domination. he's my bunny. I am CP's best friend. He says I am right about everything. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You? Final Fantasy Chetowävarden The Guarding Sage
December 27th, 2006, 10:16 am

OrikTheMighty DragonRider in Training Joined: November 19th, 2006, 5:12 am Posts: 593	ChetowaVarden wrote: most everybody would kick harry potters **** Definitely. Frodo puts on the ring, gets sting and impales harry potter. And from there Eragon uses his magic to blow frodo to bits ^_^ _________________
December 27th, 2006, 4:44 pm

define normal Dragon Egg Carrier Joined: December 2nd, 2006, 4:34 am Posts: 169 Location: The Great Pacific Northwest	OrikTheMighty wrote: ChetowaVarden wrote: most everybody would kick harry potters **** Definitely. Frodo puts on the ring, gets sting and impales harry potter. And from there Eragon uses his magic to blow frodo to bits ^_^ lol. Males are so violent. _________________ Now everybody say all at once, "DOOOOOMMMM....." Don't you love that? I want an old man with a beard to teach me the wisdom of the ancients! Watch Viking Kittens. It's a classic: http://www.vikingkittens.com/ Which Final Fantasy Character Are You? Final Fantasy 7
December 27th, 2006, 8:01 pm

OrikTheMighty DragonRider in Training Joined: November 19th, 2006, 5:12 am Posts: 593	define normal wrote: OrikTheMighty wrote: ChetowaVarden wrote: most everybody would kick harry potters **** Definitely. Frodo puts on the ring, gets sting and impales harry potter. And from there Eragon uses his magic to blow frodo to bits ^_^ lol. Males are so violent. -.-;; _________________
December 27th, 2006, 8:02 pm

define normal Dragon Egg Carrier Joined: December 2nd, 2006, 4:34 am Posts: 169 Location: The Great Pacific Northwest	OrikTheMighty wrote: define normal wrote: OrikTheMighty wrote: ChetowaVarden wrote: most everybody would kick harry potters **** Definitely. Frodo puts on the ring, gets sting and impales harry potter. And from there Eragon uses his magic to blow frodo to bits ^_^ lol. Males are so violent. -.-;; Ahem! I have no idea what -.-;; means. This is an edit: Oh! You're a girl. It's just your username would lead one to think otherwise. lol I'm really sorry. _________________ Now everybody say all at once, "DOOOOOMMMM....." Don't you love that? I want an old man with a beard to teach me the wisdom of the ancients! Watch Viking Kittens. It's a classic: http://www.vikingkittens.com/ Which Final Fantasy Character Are You? Final Fantasy 7
December 28th, 2006, 1:01 am

OrikTheMighty DragonRider in Training Joined: November 19th, 2006, 5:12 am Posts: 593	define normal wrote: OrikTheMighty wrote: define normal wrote: OrikTheMighty wrote: ChetowaVarden wrote: most everybody would kick harry potters **** Definitely. Frodo puts on the ring, gets sting and impales harry potter. And from there Eragon uses his magic to blow frodo to bits ^_^ lol. Males are so violent. -.-;; Ahem! I have no idea what -.-;; means. This is an edit: Oh! You're a girl. It's just your username would lead one to think otherwise. lol I'm really sorry. -.-;;= Embarrassing/Annoyed lol its ok. Orik was my favorite character so i named my profile after him ^^ _________________
December 28th, 2006, 2:02 am

Valkyrie Green Dragon Joined: August 24th, 2006, 12:24 am Posts: 8123 Location: the second star to the right and straight on till morning Gender: Girl Affiliation: SF Rebels Dragon: Azrye	LMHO, soo funny! But I liked it with Aragorn _________________ Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try. ~ Ernest Hemingway. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life. ~ Winston Churchill ... Bad Wolf
December 28th, 2006, 5:15 pm

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