see if your as funny as you think, try out your best material and see the reaction! good practice for makeing people laugh more!

Hey if you want to hear something funny, go to the world wide web forum on the site and go to the topic if bush was a girl. It has that link but thats not the one im talking about. Scroll down a bit and there should be another link in a post by the user Tommi. Click that link and watch the movie it is so funny.

i was in the walmart parking lot the othe day and some jerkoff pulls up infront of us in a brand new mrasadies and parks right in the handy cap spot, getts out of the car, absolutly nothing wrong with him dont ya hate that?...so i ran his @$$ over! i made an honest man outa him! then his mother got out the other side and started swingin her cruches at me!....took her out with the door.


From ventrilaquist Jeff Dunam

One time i looked at my brothers face......i screamed/cried.

Ha ha ha ha. I have one...

What happened when Murtagh ate too much?
He grew thorns on his belly.

get it?
thorn-Murtagh's dragon.

WHy was Eragon's dragon taken to the gem shop?
Because she looked like a Saphira!

get it? Saphira-Saphire.
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

those jokes are so dumb their funny! but im scavengeing for new material so please continiou. lol.

ok. I got another one.
WHy do artists love shades?
Because they shade the shadow for them.
HA HA HA HA

wait. genius jokes coming.
Why was the Ra'zac sent to the chicken coup?
Because they chickened out on capturing Eragon.
HA HA get it?
Ra'zac have beaks...look like birds.

Rofl oh my god these are bad dragonyux you're my hero

lol, that sounds like something my little sister would make up- they hardly make sense. good job lol

well, if theirs is so bad, lets see you make one up.

I have the most funny joke ever but I'm afraid to put it here cuz it's kinda crude

So long as there's no swearing, I think it will be ok.

So this one time I did a belly flop from 15 feet in the air...

ummmmmmm...ok.

Yay! I am someone's hero.

ummmmmmmm.....ok. whoe's?

look at the previous posts and you will know who.

I saw that one. I was like ohhhh.......myyyy....

This is like, my favorite joke.

So, this family walks into the emergency waiting room, and they are crying and all. Well then the doctor walks in, and says, "I am very sorry, but if your loved one is too survive, he must have a brain transplant." Well, the family members looked at each other, and then one old lady asked how much the brain was. The doctor replied, "For a male brain, it's 1000 dollars, and for a female brain it's 200." After that the male family members started snickering, until one man asked why the male brain was so much more money than the females. To this the doctor answered, "We had to lower the price on the female brain because unlike the male brain, it has actually been used.

lol, that's a good one I've got a sort of riddle- joke thing.

There's this boy and his dad in a car, and there's a terrible crash. The dad dies, and the little boy is rushed to hospital. They find he needs an immediate operation, and rush him to the operating theatre. The doctor comes in, looks at the boy on the operating table and says: "Oh my god, I can't operate on him!" and when a nurse asks why, the doctor says: "because that's my son!"

How can this be possible?

II know!! His mom is a doctor.

aah, nice to know someone figured it out. Lots of people get stuck on that one lol.

Nah, i just heard it b4...

why did neo-the-dragonrider shut up?
He didn't... EVER!!
"PS3 Graphics are awesome" This i quote from ten seconds ago

?????? oh well, this is my favourite joke, allthough if it offends any religeous people, then sorry!!


Moses, Jesus and an old man are playing golf. Moses steps up to the tee and accidentaly hits it in the water trap. Moses parts the water and hits the ball on the green. Next Jesus steps up to the tee and also accidentaly hits the ball into the water trap. Jesus walks on the water and hits the ball onto the green. Next the old man steps up to the tee and he also accidentaly hits the ball into the water trap, but a fish jumps up out of the water and swallows the ball, then an eagle grabs the fish and flys off, the ball fell out of the fish and landed in the hole. Jesus says " Dad if you are not going to stop doing that we won't bring you along anymore"


heeheeheehee!!!!!