Tell him every Chuck Norris joke you know.

tell him that SF is better than his forum!!!

(sorry i hope this wasnt already done)

@toph: i hope you dont do that

take his teddy bear away lol

take a pic of him with his teddy bear and post it through the empire

that would be funny but someone should sneak in and put an alarm in his bedroom and set it off every minute for 1000 days stright. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dump toilet water on him

dump sewage on him

mae him dig our pool by hand

make him swim in boiling hot oil

ouch sjl thats tough

make him swim in 1000 dirty nappies

uh....arya_rox? what's a nappie?

kick the back oh his chair every other minute for 1 day!

ok just so yall know the name is no longer arya rox i am now polka dot kk??
nappie/diper/thing that goes on a babys bum that thing

make him have my mum lol

brake all his bones

make him eat his bones

make him listen to screamo all day

fight him and win

mke him listen to opra music

make him stick his head in a vat full of lobsters

make him go swimming with hungry sharks.lol

Make him write love letters all day(or maybe for the rest of his life...lol)

make him kiss eragon

make him drink from the toilet (after it's been used)

beat him up with your finger

give him Vista. lol

give him a Cray and tell him to program it

make him listen to every elvis album ever made (thankyou wess car)

make him listen to 20s music

make him listen to 10's music.

make him boogie in front of the empire

make him sing a really stupid song in front of the empire. LOL

make him dance like a chicken in front of the Empire.

make him dance like a girl in front of the empire. LOL

call Galby a girl. lol

make galby addmit that he stole the hundreds apon thousands of Eldunari.
a thousand times a day.

give him an Elvis wig and make him sing Jailhouse rock while wiggling his hips

tell him to join a gym

push him off a cliff

shove his face into elephant dung

draw hearts and arrows on his head

make him fight a lion with no weapons

make him cry and post the video on youtube :]

post a video of him cuddling his teddy bear and sleeping with his blankey.

Make him put his head into a tank of gas. LOL

and then lite the gas. lol

ask him how many plastic surgeries has he done, and did he kill the ones who made such a big mistake..... how bout that?

give him (as a present) a dartboard with a picture of his face in the middle.

stick a needle up his butt

make him stick more then one neddle up his butt. LOL

make a dummy of him and set it on fire in his house

make him try to explain the sam situation to everyone on sf lol michelle

light his bed on fire

I would give him the puppy my big bro gave me for Christmas. That way it could wake HIM up at 3 in the morning to go outside in 24 degree weather to poddy.

(I wanted a refund on the thing after the 1st night, lol jk. We named him Rowdy as a joke since he didn't make any noise at all that first day, but he totally earned it that night.)

Throw a bucket of paint over his head

Give him television with only C-SPAN
(gov't programming-fun stuff like senate floor "debates" and meetings and such.)

Strap him to a chair, force his eyes open and make him watch Pride and Prejudice until his head explodes.

make him watch romance movies for hours on end

Lol, I decided along with all the other girls in my English class last year that P & P was overrated and the only redeeming factor was that the guy that played Mr. Darcy was somewhat cute for an older guy.

Hmmm....Make him watch a Barney marathon for the next century.

lol.


make him fight Barney and lose

make him listen to crapy jokes for the rest of his everlasting life

turn him into a dwarf then get saphira to smash him.

leave him abandoned in some cold abandoned wasteland

Ew, okay, DS4. That fell into the category of TMIT!

Make him hang out with Britney Spears for a whole DAY! (Come on, what have ya'll got that can be worse than that?)

make him hang out with his mother all day (i still think yours was better. lol)

make him eat a vat of liquefied dynamite

make him eat salted paper

burn the one little hair he does have on his head

Make him wear a nylon jacket and then set it on fire with a cutting torch.

light his courtyard on fire and then yell "Merry Christmas" in his face

make him mop kitchens for charity

lol.




make him eat fire