The rules to this game are pretty much you can't break any of basic forum rules.


Object: Create a completely random story jumping all over the place by only saying 1, 2 or 3 sentences per post.
Rule 1: You must wait until 2 different people have posted before you can continue it further and post once again.

Notice: If the story gets too crazy ill post the next post END and the next person to post can start the next random story.


START

Once on a rainy day there was a mouse named Squeaks that was wandering through the forest. He came upon a sign that said Bump and an arrow showing where the bump was going to be. He wondered what it meant because there plainly was no bump.

Mouse:

...........................((o)
........................=º"=)
.......................(")("))~

......................*squ33k*

OOC?- duno what u mean but ill give it a try


squeeks looks up and a pebble hits him on the head.
a bird had been plaied tag with its friends and the pebble fell off the branch.
squeeks yelled "Hey whats the big idea?: the bird replied."the big idea is to tag someone when your it.

OOC: Yep that works. Just be random. This is for people who can't RPG and just want to mess around and make a really weird random story that doesn't fit together at all.

A mother kangaroo came with a baby joy and told Squeaks, "You see there, accross the river there's a tree with golden apples, but beware there's a white snake guarding it. If u get some don't forget to share with me!" Squeak nodded and ran to the river and stopped because the river stream was blazing down the river bed.

OOC: Come on! it's been more than 24 hours why is no body join?? Btw... someone edited my post lol thanks!

Squeaks looked up and down the river, but could not get across. He shut his eyes hard and suddenly found himself flying across the river holding onto a balloon. Squeaks was terrified as he was afraid of heights, and he felt confused at the strange turn of events. As he set down on the other side he saw the tree, but the white snake was nowhere in sight. Looking back across the river he saw the kangaroo's reassuring smile, and stepped toward the tree confidently.

Squeaks landed and a snake popped out and said "whant to be my firend?" "My mom says" don't talk and/or trust snakes". squeaks moved on.

At that time Hercules showed up and greet them, "Hi there! Eurystheus wanted me to find this tree, I searched the whole planet and here I am now!!" Squeaks looked up and greet him, "Hello Herc, I saw ur movie.. u're so famous. Can I have ur autograph?"

"no"he said,"im a jerk"squeeks goes into a hole that leads to china...or mexico

squeeks finds himself in the middle of siberia, with hurcules stuck in the hole that he came through. after laughing at him for a while, squeeks moved on and fell into a tar pit. "oh no" he thought" how will i get out?"

he uses his mistical,magical powers to turn the tar into beer and Pop Tarts.He feasts for days.Then the massivley fat mouse slept and slept for 2 years.

Sylvester lost Tweety but instead he found Squeeks (looking fat and yummy) lay asleep.

so then sylvester takes squeeks inside his igloo,drinking tea as they conversate how squeeks had gotten in siberia.

Squeeks tells him to go away.He cant talk to strangers.He leaves igloo and goes to his happy place.

squeeks finds himself in a big box labeled "happy place". he is trapped! suddenly, the phone rings.

"Yellow," answers Squeaks. Suddenly Squeaks realizes that an escape route is possible. "Hello, hello, can you hear me," yells Squeaks into the mouthpiece. "I am trapped in a happy place, and I need you to call 911 to rescue me; this was a trap."

the voice on the other end says," this is michal jackson; have you checked the children? MUHAHA!!"

"SQUEEEEAK, SQUEEEEEEEEAK, SQUUEEEEEEEAK, how can I survive this?" cried Squeaks. Poor terrified Squeaks. He was paralized with fear. Thinking desperately who would be an ally and offer some help. If Michael Jackon was on a "Thriller" binge, then all would be lost. Taking deep, calming breaths Squeaks thought hard, of couse, "How could I have forgotten?" he pulled on a bracelet hidden on his right front paw and thought, "Jack Sparrow will time travel and save me. Nice having influential friends who owe you."

he pulled on the braclet, snapping it. "oh no! what have i done!" he said.

He checked carefully at the two pieces and just when he was about to crumble in despair, POP! there was Jack Sparrow, sword in hand, at the ready to whatever was threatening his little friend.

but then jack sparrow was extremely intoxicated so he mistakingly killed squeeks instead of michael jackson!

THE END!

wooooooo good story!!!

lol, did everyone get the "children" joke? we made it up when we were bored in English class.

So who is going to start the next one? Should I?

go ahead

Ok, here we go:

Sticky was eating sticks, but got stepped on, so being the lizard he was squashed flat.

Up in the sky, he was teleported by aliens who, with their deepest regret, missed with the teleporting beam, for they were aiming at Broken Sword.

As Sticky fell, he was sucked into the turbine of a passing passenger plane.

within the turbine, sticky met a strange being that smelled like cheese and pancakes. he asked who it was. the strange creature said, " i am the airplane designer"(like the architect)

sticky vomits in effect of the strangers wretched smell, then jumps out of the turbine and hits a soft patch of grass.

the grass suddenly grew extremly big, and absorbed sticky via osmosis

Then Sticky exploded because he had swallowed a landmine. Poor little lizard...

suddenly, a bear came along and ate what was left of sticky. he then proceded to be sick in the nearest bush.

But the bear turned into a dolphin and flipped off down the river.

sticky's friend, sammi, saw the whole thing (don't ask how) so she followed the dolphin as best as she could.

then somehow sammi accidently ended up in antarctica