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Pack Alpha   Joined: April 9th, 2007, 10:48 am Posts: 9373 Gender: Girl Affiliation: Galbatorix Dragon: Facebones |
 a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!}a jUmBle]
Alright, this is BookGalaxy's little Eragon parody. All credit goes to Bloody Mary who is the author. Tag along, and if you reply, make sure you state whether or not you want to be included in the next chapters of the story! Mary: Whoa I was feeling awfully bored. Little voice thingy: Sure... Mary: I was!!! I can't be bothered to write properly at the moment. I'm going to involve everyone who replies as well btw. Little voice thingy: Who me? Mary: Ew I don't even know you. Randomly you came and bugged me just now! Little voice thingy: bhfgsjhdskj Mary: I can't make out those words I'm afraid... Little voice thingy: JUST INCLUDE ME IN STORY! Mary: Ok *cough*... Chapter One Far, far away where no form of light could reach there was a mutated creature... Choir: OoOoOoO Mary: Huh? Choir? What are you guys doing here? Choir: Looking for a job Mary:*Turns away* Alrightie then... Anyway, this mutated creature was old and twisted and weird and knobbly and.... Choir: *Moans* We don't care! Mary: DON'T INTERUPT! And he had a name. A name that was so horrific, so revolting and so very witty that men alive have been known to rip off their ears rather than hear it. This name was that ghastly and even had that little cocky spark that no one really asked for. This creature's name was Durza... Little voice thingy: OMDG Durza... I know that bloke Mary: I don't give a mouse's mushrooms! Little voice thingy: C'mon, I reckon Durza was like the hottest in the book! Mary: ... Little voice thingy: ... I mean, all the silky hair and that startling bony body... Mary: *slowly* No... I think it would be best if you shut up now. Little voice thingy: But - Mary: IF SOMEONE ELSE INTERUPTS ME THEN I'LL PERSONALLY PUMP* THEIR - *pump is not a bad slang word. Durza:*Runs fingers through molting hair and over jagged body* I am beautiful... Urgal: *Chokes with exaggerated drama* Unfortunately for these two, they were in the pits of hell. They both had died during the battle under Farthen Dur. Durza had been obviously stabbed in the heart and Urgal kinda was watching one of the Twins bellydance... Urgal: So where are we again? Durza: Someone told me in a basement in Russia or something.... Urgal: *Blinks nervously* Er... It was impossible to tell frankly. Everything was so dark and seemed so vague (but they were somewhere in hell). The reason for this is because that it was only a sideroom while the men's room was being cleaned out (haha you really don't want to know what happened there...). Durza: I need to go to the toilet... Urgal: *Points* There's a bush there, Honey Durza: That's a bush...? Urgal: It's just a line I picked up from somewhere... Durza: *Bounces up and down* Urgh....Its impossible to hold! Urgal: *Edges away* Well, do me a favour and hold it in! Durza: A favour for who...? Urgal: *Watches blankly as dark patch dilates near Durza's crutch* Durza: Whoopsie! *wags finger* now don't make any fairths naughty boy! Urgal: *Swallows mouthful of vomit* But was he going to make a fairth or not...? Mary: Okkies, that was my first chappy Only getting started and this is basically the prologue for the mind-clouding set-up! Little voice thingy: *whimpers* You didn't include me though... Mary: I'll need a poll on that... Little voice thingy: Well then, create a poll! Mary: That was sarcasm. Little voice thingy: Too late, I already did it  they can't resist me anyway...Mary: Urm...yes....well anyway please review if you like it or not because its going to grow and they'll be way more characters, I mean WAY more (not too confusing though) Little voice thingy: That includes me...? Mary: Um....ah....er....NO! Btw, Bloody Mary is me! So don't worry...  _________________ 
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| June 25th, 2008, 9:28 am |
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EP Team   Joined: March 8th, 2008, 6:39 am Posts: 5856 Location: Oh hey, what's this button do? *Push* Oh sh-*BOOM!!!*-it Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade Dragon: Rakrlif |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} mwhahaha SF too?
 I'm in (I think I already said that...) mwhahaha._________________ варта1 |
| June 25th, 2008, 10:15 am |
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RPG Team   Joined: August 21st, 2006, 9:28 pm Posts: 8122 Location: I don't know, how could you expect me to when it was you who brought me here! Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders Dragon: Avadius |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} lol not both sites have it
I know I've said this before but I want to be in._________________ Good: Equinox Eris/Galedrim Aaron Ephidel Tvashtar Savania Incendia Radenya Zeuk Quasar Nainocaro Alex Archayac Sahara Neutral: Snare Evil: Crimson Dsurion Demondred "Destroyer of Hope" Solstus "Dragon of the Night" Let your spirit flow in each and everyone one of us and may we bask in your forgiveness, love, and mercy. |
| June 28th, 2008, 4:29 pm |
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Master DragonRider   Joined: May 4th, 2007, 7:25 am Posts: 2539 Location: I now remember that when sf starts to pick up, so does the spam Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} nice i wana be in it too!
_________________ ¿uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ My youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/xwon3 Proud Global Mod for Book Galaxy http://s15.zetaboards.com/BookGalaxy/index/  
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| July 1st, 2008, 4:27 am |
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EP Team Joined: March 8th, 2008, 6:39 am Posts: 5856 Location: Oh hey, what's this button do? *Push* Oh sh-*BOOM!!!*-it Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade Dragon: Rakrlif |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} come on people! say some thing!!! please?
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| July 2nd, 2008, 10:46 pm |
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Master DragonRider Joined: May 4th, 2007, 7:25 am Posts: 2539 Location: I now remember that when sf starts to pick up, so does the spam Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} say what? how about "try not to spam"
_________________ ¿uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ My youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/xwon3 Proud Global Mod for Book Galaxy http://s15.zetaboards.com/BookGalaxy/index/
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| July 3rd, 2008, 4:19 am |
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Pack Alpha Joined: April 9th, 2007, 10:48 am Posts: 9373 Gender: Girl Affiliation: Galbatorix Dragon: Facebones |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} Lol, they don't need to
 I basically only put this in here for the save button hahaha... I should ave finished BG thing soon too!_________________
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| July 15th, 2008, 4:02 am |
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EP Team Joined: March 8th, 2008, 6:39 am Posts: 5856 Location: Oh hey, what's this button do? *Push* Oh sh-*BOOM!!!*-it Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade Dragon: Rakrlif |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} :? (I need a smile that raises it eyebrow a lot!) I could work on somethin' like a save button (but I don't think it works... grrr....)
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| July 16th, 2008, 5:50 pm |
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RPG Team Joined: August 21st, 2006, 9:28 pm Posts: 8122 Location: I don't know, how could you expect me to when it was you who brought me here! Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders Dragon: Avadius |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} Huh, Shade do you have a websight?
_________________ Good: Equinox Eris/Galedrim Aaron Ephidel Tvashtar Savania Incendia Radenya Zeuk Quasar Nainocaro Alex Archayac Sahara Neutral: Snare Evil: Crimson Dsurion Demondred "Destroyer of Hope" Solstus "Dragon of the Night" Let your spirit flow in each and everyone one of us and may we bask in your forgiveness, love, and mercy. |
| July 16th, 2008, 10:43 pm |
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Pack Alpha Joined: April 9th, 2007, 10:48 am Posts: 9373 Gender: Girl Affiliation: Galbatorix Dragon: Facebones |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} Yeah he has a forum but PM him for a link in BG or something cause theres a tad bit of profanities...
Back on topic, I am now writing the next part for jumble in BG _________________
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| July 17th, 2008, 1:19 pm |
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RPG Team Joined: August 21st, 2006, 9:28 pm Posts: 8122 Location: I don't know, how could you expect me to when it was you who brought me here! Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders Dragon: Avadius |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} ok
yeah  can't wait to read it_________________ Good: Equinox Eris/Galedrim Aaron Ephidel Tvashtar Savania Incendia Radenya Zeuk Quasar Nainocaro Alex Archayac Sahara Neutral: Snare Evil: Crimson Dsurion Demondred "Destroyer of Hope" Solstus "Dragon of the Night" Let your spirit flow in each and everyone one of us and may we bask in your forgiveness, love, and mercy. |
| July 17th, 2008, 1:44 pm |
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Black Dragon   Joined: March 26th, 2007, 2:06 am Posts: 6303 Location: the net of love, the whirlwind of passion, the heat of a soccer game, or partying. Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} okay... could someone please tell me what this is about... I don't get all of it...
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| August 3rd, 2008, 10:44 pm |
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RPG Team Joined: August 21st, 2006, 9:28 pm Posts: 8122 Location: I don't know, how could you expect me to when it was you who brought me here! Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders Dragon: Avadius |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} Its from BG she just copied it here becasue SF has a save button. I think silver said it was a spoff of Eragon.
_________________ Good: Equinox Eris/Galedrim Aaron Ephidel Tvashtar Savania Incendia Radenya Zeuk Quasar Nainocaro Alex Archayac Sahara Neutral: Snare Evil: Crimson Dsurion Demondred "Destroyer of Hope" Solstus "Dragon of the Night" Let your spirit flow in each and everyone one of us and may we bask in your forgiveness, love, and mercy. |
| August 4th, 2008, 12:16 am |
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Pack Alpha Joined: April 9th, 2007, 10:48 am Posts: 9373 Gender: Girl Affiliation: Galbatorix Dragon: Facebones |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} It is, and its really weird so no one really should be bothering to take any notice of it. Just for the save button is it here
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| August 4th, 2008, 9:42 am |
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Black Dragon Joined: March 26th, 2007, 2:06 am Posts: 6303 Location: the net of love, the whirlwind of passion, the heat of a soccer game, or partying. Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} what's the save button?
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| August 4th, 2008, 6:30 pm |
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RPG Team Joined: August 21st, 2006, 9:28 pm Posts: 8122 Location: I don't know, how could you expect me to when it was you who brought me here! Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders Dragon: Avadius |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} It can save what your doing if you are going to make a really long post. Near the bottom inbetween cancel and submit.
_________________ Good: Equinox Eris/Galedrim Aaron Ephidel Tvashtar Savania Incendia Radenya Zeuk Quasar Nainocaro Alex Archayac Sahara Neutral: Snare Evil: Crimson Dsurion Demondred "Destroyer of Hope" Solstus "Dragon of the Night" Let your spirit flow in each and everyone one of us and may we bask in your forgiveness, love, and mercy. |
| August 4th, 2008, 9:20 pm |
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EP Team Joined: March 8th, 2008, 6:39 am Posts: 5856 Location: Oh hey, what's this button do? *Push* Oh sh-*BOOM!!!*-it Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade Dragon: Rakrlif |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} *a little more than a year later* I wonder what ever happened to this...
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| August 15th, 2009, 4:25 pm |
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Pack Alpha Joined: April 9th, 2007, 10:48 am Posts: 9373 Gender: Girl Affiliation: Galbatorix Dragon: Facebones |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} Um, it was stupid. And I realized that fanfics + me never go down well.
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| August 16th, 2009, 4:29 am |
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EP Team Joined: March 8th, 2008, 6:39 am Posts: 5856 Location: Oh hey, what's this button do? *Push* Oh sh-*BOOM!!!*-it Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade Dragon: Rakrlif |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} we all thought it was as funny as... well as funny as hell (Yeah sure, I'll laugh at the devil...)
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| August 16th, 2009, 11:30 am |
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Pack Alpha Joined: April 9th, 2007, 10:48 am Posts: 9373 Gender: Girl Affiliation: Galbatorix Dragon: Facebones |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} *Over a month later* Really? Well, I laughed at the fairth part ..
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| October 4th, 2009, 3:35 am |
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Black Dragon Joined: March 26th, 2007, 2:06 am Posts: 6303 Location: the net of love, the whirlwind of passion, the heat of a soccer game, or partying. Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: a jUmBle~%#@$!{ yOu cOulD bE iNCluDEd!} but I thought...
never mind. well, it sounded funny...  _________________
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| October 4th, 2009, 3:38 am |
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