*uses one of the instant death words and directs it at blackfire*

*teleprots to a safe place jest in time with .000000000000000000000001 sec to spare befor dieing*

DAM that was close. WTF wheres my arm! *trys to find a healer to regenerate his arm*

*follows him*

*cut's off blackfires other arm and hopes blackfire dosn't notice*

how can u follow me if u don't know where i teleported to?

he's thats smart.
*throws an ocean at blackfire and watches him drown*

hehe ty i can live underwater. i live under water.

i love water. *sets the water on fire*

*creats a wave to put out the fire in the surface and hit *saphira* sending him swiming* hope he can swim.

im a she but thanks. i can swim

because I'm smart..*put's 1000000000000000000000000000000 gallons of oil in the ocean* there swim in that

who said any thing about an ocean i might aswell be in a lake or something lol

*laughs u stll haven't seen my true form yet* hehe so don't get to smart

*dumps another 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 gallons of oil and tar in the ocean* DANG THATS A BIG OCEAN

ahhh let u know now im not in the water any more *looks down on her*

*finds you with a spyglass and throw a heat seaker designed to chase your DnA so that you cannot escape*
*throws a kiss at JAy* i love you

*throw an arrow at *saphira* and it hits her ih the head*
ooops she's dead.
*cackles evilly*
mwaaaaahaaaahaaaaa

now im stuck. and i have an arrow through my head.
*slumps over and dies*

OHHHHHHHHH mean your the one in the ocean, crap.....clears it all away and brings Elisa back to life then shoots the arrow back at agretalam (SP)

*kisses you*
thanks honey

*ducks*
haha
*throws an iron at saphira102*

*side steps the iron like 'god this person can't throw'*
*throws a lisa frank poster at *agretalam**

*throws a hug at saphira102*
love ya honey

cute lol

CHEEZ WHIZ

hey i like cheez wiz. ur lucky we dont kiss in front of you.

.....What?
who is we?

saphira 102 and me

ALL OF YOU REAFD OUR FU**EN PREVIOUS POSTS!!!!! YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING!!!!!


*throws the previous posts at every one* except elisa

*shields them* what did i tell you...
they are innocent people. shame on you.

*temper rises. . . . .*

i said NO!

*temper rises even more*

clears away the mess, and put grafete (SP) on the walls*

i love you Jay.
*kisses you*

Hmmmm. I can't think of anything to throw, even if I do throw something, Jay will just block it and then procede to beat the crap out of me.

true. he like to beat the crap out of ppl.

*throws a pillow at ~Glaedr~*

But he has no black-belt.

o. ok then. what do you have? huh? thot so.

Black-belt.

Hap-Ki-Do, I know how to crack a neak in half.

I swear I'm gonna break your neck dude........and yes I DO HAVE A BLACK BELT

Oh forget it.

*Eats a cookie*

throw a cookie at Glaedr

throws cookies at every one

comes out of no where and sprays everyone with whipped cream

*tries to get wiped cream in mouth*

*catches one in mouth and spits it out at Grimly(darkstar)*

*catches* washes with dish soup takes a bite *gross face* eats rest of cookie*hurls*

*entering the room and get hit by cookies on the nose*
*get mad and summon Cookie Monster*
*Cookie Monster eats all cookies in the room, noone has cookies anymore*

*starts to cry* you took my cookies
*turns evil*
*throw fire at Fathskie*

*wearing fireman suit* *not get burn*
*throw 100 cockroaches to *saphira* *

*wearing fireman suit* *not get burn*
*throw 100 cockroaches to *saphira* *
*cockroaches all over her* ewwhhh

*screams*
ewwwww.
*throws leeches at fathskie* there hah!!!
i hate leeches. they are the one thing that i fear. ewwwwww.

*gets insect reppelant*
*kills all the bugs*
*bakes more cookies*

mmmm what kind of cookies??
*smears cookie batter all over her*
mwahahahahaha

*throws a bucket of water at her to wash the cookie dough off*

OOC: hey who is "her" ?? is that me or grimly; grimly is a guy!
*throws a smoke bomb and dissapear*
*suddenly reappears behind *saphira* *
*throws rotten egg on her and running away*

*throws ice that is hidden in snowballs at fathskie*

*gets out flamethrower and evaporates the snow balls in mid air*
*throws mouldy tomatos at *saphira* *
*throws smoke bomb and dissapears*

Heh heh *evil cackle*

I would guard Saphira but I think expressing fake acions through *This* is noobish.

Ah What the H3ll.

*Guards Saphira from the tomatoes*

Where is Jay??

*get hit by ice and bleeding* *cure self with magic*
*throw 1 ton of noodles to glaedr*
*throw 200 private messages to Saphira her inbox are full she can't get another PM from Jay*

OOH! OOH! OOH! Me too! throw 20 saphira coins at me too! PLEASE!

*throws 50 dragon scales that fell off of me*

Hey Glaedrfan your little picture under your name is from a book called THE DRAGON CHRONICLES. and i have drawn it too.

umm the last to arnt really throws so..
*takes noodles from fathskie before she throws*
*boils noodles*
*adds sauce*
*eats some*
(yum! these r really good! )*eats some more*
*gives back to fathskie*
there ya go now theyl make a bigger splat on the wall

*throws 1 million rubber knives at every1 and leaves giant bruises on there foreheads*
*throws a love poem at jay to give to *saphira**
*throws a size 8 in womens boot at *saphira*'s head*
try to beat that HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*vanishes on an invisable war ballon laughing evilly*

MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*Start a fire and burn rubber knives* *tons of carsinogenic gas emitted form the burning it called dioxin AND carbon monoxide*
*Try to feel Saphira-rider presence eventhough she's on invisible vehicle* *FOUND her!!!!*

*get the poisonous gas to block saphira-rider's way* *saphira-rider could hardly breathe* *she choked* *she fell off the ground*

*use the noodles grimly gave back to me to burried unconcious saphira-rider*

MMWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAA

*heals herself with magic*
*grabs fayhskie by the hair and yanks it all out and puts it with all the noodles*
*picks up a boulder with magic, breaks it and puts the pieces on top of fathskie*
*disappeares in a puff of green smoke that poisens everybody else*

*heads are bold and bloody* *screams in pain* *run back home and spend the night to recover*
*went to shopping mall* *buy a most fashionable wig* *gets back on the war-site looking very pretty*
mmm... just standing there, not throwing anything just yet

*pwns Fathskie with a proton cannon
that evaporates anything* Yum, incinerated
atoms

*throws a tv at fathskie*
*grabs her 'fashionable' wig and takes a buzzer and shaves it bold and puts it back on fathskie's head without her even noticeing*
*whispers"stinker"*

*crying and laghing*

*pokes Saphira off a cliff and throws grenades while she's falling

Saphira u can't throws a TV at me!! I'm already evaporated by Shade's proton cannon !!! it makes my wig is still 'fashionable' (not bold) but it's evaporated with me...

*why it has to be a proton cannon!!???* *luckily... i'm mastering a metaphysic magic so i can reform my "atoms" back to their places* *ta daa... i'm back as beautiful as ever* *run back home, scared if anyone steal my wig* *put a superglue so it can't be removed* *back in to the war-site*

*throws an boiled egg to a laughing solembum it stuck on his throat he can't breathe at all!*
*throws a thief on shade it stole all his weapons as proton cannon and grenade etc etc....*
*NOW I HAVE THEM!!!! --> becareful y'all!!*

*unfolds wings and flies back up the cliff*
*breathes fire at (oh u are talking about saphira rider) shade of fear for not being specific*

*calls her dragon to fly her back to safety and tells her to rip out shade of fear's innerds and flame 'em up and eat them*
*takes out the boiled egg in solembums throat and shuves it down fathskie's pants*
*takes a shaver a shaves fathskie's wig again and uses her TRUE name and throws her agaiest the wall 1,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times*

*does a spiral and throws Saphira_rider off*
*uses my mind to protects fathskie*

*does the saome thing to *saphira**
*uses magic to turn into a dragon and rippes out the innerds on fathskie and *saphira* and eats 'em*
*turns back into human and puts the corpses of fathskie and *saohira* and puts a habd granade in each one and runs away laughong horrabley*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE*starts coughing from laughing so hard but still laughs and turns back into a dragon and flys away over a 9,99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999 fall clif and soars away*

*amazingly i'm wearing DIAMOND suit it's the hardest elemental on Earth*
*i'm saved!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*run back home and sleep.... far far away from the battle site*
*actualy, my house is in another paralel universe so NO ONE could find me*

oh well... i got tired. See u all in the next few days...

thats it..... *turns undead by joining the Scourage.Then causes armaggedon by summoning blizzards with wind speeds of 1000000000000000000000000000000 lyph to every universe and kills all living things.*

*flies with the winds, and blows fire at the shade of fear*

some of us havent done anything to you. why should the innocent die!

*blows even more fire*

just stands there watching everyonethrow stuff at each other and wonders why he was not his by anything from the whipped cream incident.

*gets singed but not hurt* im undead remember?

*throws a hydrogen bomb in *Saphiras* mouth and ties up her muzzle!* DIE!

*uses her sword to cut the rope or whatever it was around *saphira*'s mouth and uses her mind to take control of shade of fear and makes him walk over a 9,999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9991 fall cliff and lets go of his mind*
hey *saphira* trus? but just until we can get rid of everybody THEN IT'S WAR!!! !!!
*puts her hand up to *saphira* and waits for a response*

im already dead lol *put himself back together after fall* oh, and you forgot the hydrogen bomb bomb explodes killing saphira and rider*

BACK, SOrry I moved from Denver to Montrose, so I couldn't get on in a while.

*goes to bed on the floor*

*runs and trips over saphira102*
don't lay down on the floor you idiot!!*saying while getting up and giveing him a present that explodes right after i push a button

*get returned to normal by a paladin teleported from WoW. Kills pally and takes him hammer! smashes the remains of Saphira102.bonks himslef on the head, then gives hammer to saphira rider and says he has been injured by a rider*

LIER!!!!! you are the most dishonist undead person i have ever seen!!! *knee's shadey in the balls and laughing like crazy*
even if you are the undead you can STILL feel pain in AREA'S!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*returns to *saphira* and STILL waits for a response

no i cant.....anyway*stabs saphira_rider in the neck*finally...

alot of guys take ofense to girls kicking them in the balls becaus we guys cant get you back.

i laugh whenever it happens to me lol

LOL oh a by the way i'm wering a neck guard.LOL. but i'm gunna kill myself

so, i still stabbed you. oh well do w/e

*dies and comes back as the living dead*
now i can't die neither! HAHA!

*puts a spell on saphira rider that makes her unable to put herself together. cuts her up and scatters her pieces around the world. makes her unable to do magic or move*

*uses whats left of her mind to force shadey to put her back togather*
i can still do that.*puts an unbrakable spell on shadey that makes him unable to put any spells on her even if he used all of his will power*

um, i stopped you from using magic

whatever, solembum100% will help me. won't you

*i sommon an army of dragons and hydras that all at once they all blow fire that no magic can stop strait at shade.*

*sidesteps and throws fireblade at solembum*

*catches it with teeth and eats it and then blowes fire at you.*

*side steps once again and closes solembums mouth with an unliftable spell so he cant breathe. then shoots him with a proton cannon*

HELLO STILL IN PIECE'S HERE!!!!!!!
*waits impatiencly*