impaled where? i've been impaled by a knife before, but it was just in the leg

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.......
Why does everyone on SF have such bad luck?

for me, it's not bad luck, it's stupidity

I was impaled by a knife...why do you think I was off for two days? Stupidity? Well thats partly the cause but its besides the point...

Wow...I'm not the only clumsy one! Yay!

i amm.. i had leukemia ...

it sux

it was quite painfull...

i fell off a 10-foot high fence. lol

yea, i'm ok, thanks

amm... sorry - what does impaled mean? xD

i fell of like a 17 foot bridge into like 5 feet of water lol
it was actually quite enjoyable until i hit the water......then the rocks under the surface haha

Gees sid! how in the world did that happen?

... ouch

haha yea but atleaast i didn't drown because i was taller than the water level

Wow...your brother is very strange...

not as much as mine probably

@4rya: please don't spam

how do you get kneed in the thigh?

I got a sprained ankle from soccer...

Almost cut my index finger off.

but your thigh is above your knee...for someone to knee you in the thigh, they would have to be coming down on you

lucky. if i fell in a bee hive i'd like get 150 or something

Yep...thats sj for ya. I just cut my damn hand! What is wrong with knives??!!

they're evil. they have brains. they're out to get us

Hmm...we need to put this in how the world will end:
Knives will rise up and destroy us!!

yes, they will get enough numbers and come to get us!

sry, who is spamming?

Ya, over 6 billion knives will come and kill us all, sure...

Ok, ok guys. Off the knife thing. Post it in how the world will end. (Annie sees all!!)

yeah, if i don't die by a knife, i'll be disappointed

I'll personally be amazed...carry a knife around with you just in case.

*A car hits sj*
*With his last breath sj draws a kinfe and...well you get the picture*

if i were you, i'd just burn every brick in the world. lol

ah yes, pain in the action of the getting of food...so tragic

or like at restaurants when you get burned getting your food. like what the hell?

have em about 18 hours a day...they suck

in soccer? sounds like a red card...lol

...I'm still trying to figure out why that was funny sj...lol jking.

Sid...you really need to watch out for those guitar strings...they're evil.

I just banged my knee into the wall forr no reason...nice sensation lol.

fell out of another tree a while back. lol

listening to hobos sing is painful as well....

yeah, and i had to listen to one for 6 hours...ugh

i was on a train with one

they don't. they just hop in the cargo cars.

yeah. i picked the wrong day to hobo that car

nah, i asked him that and he said he was just riding

no he started singing after that. lol

Wow...sj's a hobo...cool!

well i was for that day. i needed to get there somehow. lol

You got smacked by a bottle sid? Wow...how did it happen?

he was probably insulting the bottle and the bottle got tired of it. lol jk

What did it say...was it bad?

Who wrote it...not me I hope.

I got bitten by a lion when I went to the zoo.... how was I to know not to enter the place? It looked like a bathroom door.... but the sines probably should have told me. 'Do not enter!', 'Warning, Lions!', 'Staff Only'...
The people watching thought it was an act... im suprised I lived to talk about it!
But you would think the door would be closed!

I know right? Here I am just walking down the sidewalk looking at the animals... Then suddenly ... then I just go down a hall take a turn, pass the sines and WAMMM!!!!

Was it sharp?

Did you have to go to the hospital?

Wow...
Hey wait then you could wear a patch like a pirate!!

Buy a real one on Ebay! Then get into a serious accident were one of your legs gets cut off! Then put a wooded leg there. Then buy a talking parite!