Please, everyone join hands and sing along. I want to express my love for the Power Rangers.

Oh, I love you so much Rangers. You deserve more respect. Your dinosaurs gleam in my eyes, tickle my senses. Why won't you come back?

This is a sad, love story. We all want to be zapped by your talents. We all want our boyfriends to run around with t-rex's on their shirts. We all want to lick their helmets clean. Oh hear me!

Please rejoice, you aren't dead. We belong together, we fit like cheese and crackers. You need the power, we want your power. Feel me Power Rangers, grant me your gifts!

I dedicate my life to you, my soul, my heart. I want that Power Ranger-y breath in my face. I want you to scream like an ultrasaur. I want to press myself closer to you.

Please come closer, don't leave. I'm the fan of all Power Rangers.

I love you.

lol wow Silver wow just wow.

*Clears Throat* ..... you have no idea how hard I'm trying so that I don't laugh..... Was this supposed to be satire? If not........ wow.........

*Says nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing...*

"Oh no!" I cried, as the evil Doctor Sabertooth swept me up in his hands.

"I'll save you!" called the t-rex Power Ranger in the sexy, skin-tight uniform.

I screamed as Doctor Sabertooth began brushing my teeth. I stream of foam and bubbles errupted from my mouth. "Rabies!" I gurgled.

But Mr. I-Am-So-Sexy-Cause-Every-Part-Of-My-Body-Is-Sticking-Out-Of-This-Uniform jumped onto Sabertooth's head and ripped out his teeth.

"My hero!" I squeaked before rushing forward into his outstretched arms. "You are so hot I just want to boil you up and then lick you clean." I pressed myself closer and closer to the red Power Ranger and then began massaging his back.

"I know, and you smell like toothpaste," he said smugly.

"Is that bad?" I asked in disappointment as another stream of toothpaste came out of my nose.

"Never!" he exclaimed and then took me home to his sexy, mouthwatering mantion.

lol nice Silver.

Orik is so sexy,
Orik is so fine,
Whenever I dream, I dream that Orik will be mine,
I'll lick his bristled face,
And rub that hairy belly,
Until both his and my sweat causes both our skin to shine!

lol yep hmmm I wonder why she did it lol jk.

Lol Silverwolf, Dark Dragon here says you need to fill up one page with this too. Jebus how big of a war did you get into? lol

lol yep. Pomfret and I are sitting here filling up post spaces too.

Ok, meh I'm too lazy to continue this so Silver you don't have to finish the page unless you really want to lol.

well I think the mods are getting a little annoyed but that's not my place to say jk jk

Yeah I think they are too. Anyway Silver you can if you want to, but for the sake of the people on SF we sould probably stop these two topics lol.

yes please do. these are so weird. lol