It's ok. We take that as a compiment.

Why do you have to join every topic I'm on!! *shoots*

*Laughs while dodging arrows. Hires a dragon to kill Leath.*

Freezes all spammers

**********************************killls CDG for not using enogh**********************************

*watches xwon freeze*

*kills everyone that apposes with lightsabers*

Ooo voenth wont like that!!! *becomes Darth Vader* Aorian.....*breathing* I....am...*breathing*....your sister!!!!!

how did you figure out my true alien name?!?!

I don't have short green arms! If you want I could post a pic of me

actually I do have the time

and just because I'm your sister doesn't mean your an alien

fine your Yoda but Blowing up the Earth is MY JOB!!!!!

I don't need your crappy gun!! *throws Aorian's gun away*
did you not see the two cool looking guns I already have?
*shoots stuff*

*Gets a missile launcher as big as a planet and shoots a missile as big as a pencil which blows up all of earth*
*Becomes a Darth Sidius and Galby mix*
You will all *madman's laugh mixed with a loud weez* die!!

*Kills you all, just like that*

*Doesn't die, and shoots lasers out of his four eyes at people* *He then uses black magic to drag you into the underworld*

*gets annoyed with this and blows up*

*killls all with broken piano's*

*is a ghost. haunts xwon*

*can not die, drags the sun down to earth*

*Decides to haunt dragon girl as well*

Umm...I'm a ghost...you can't slap me...

*kills all with a guitar*

*haunts xwon alot more*

*Becomes a spirit and haunts RoD back*
wait, how does that work? a spirit and a ghost haunting each other?

I can't help but go all the way back to the beginning and quote this one, maybe I'll put it in Chats and Quotes...




*Becomes Ghost Busters* YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *flips switch and starts sucking the ghosts up* OWNED

*Looks over at person shorter than I, calling me a child*

<.< *poke* *lays 5 dollar bill in front of her* if she actually catches on to that one, I'm gonna laugh so hard

*Rolling on the floor laughing so hard I'm crying*

you missed the italics on "so"

*gets up* ahem, I'll take the five dollar back and leave you all to sucking up the ghosts

I could have added a squirrel in there too and I did say I'd laugh if you picked up on it

Hmm... apparently she didn't pick up on the joke... wasted laugh... oh well...

*coughs because of the smoke and goes off to find an air freshener hanging them on the G's shirts*

Wuzzup ma brotha's from the otha motha's? how ya's holdin' out? (yes they really talk like that here, I just saw four of them out front my house, I just quoted them >.< )

*glares at you all, and shoots you with black magic*

Ummmm *shoots you with white magic?*

*shoots you with blue magic*

*shoots you with rainbow coloured magic!*

*shhots you with clear magic*

*gets Hawkeye to shoot you*

*uses White magic to heal myself, Green to cast Shell and Protect on myself, the Arcane magic Bubble to double my life the Time Magic Haste, the black magic Scathe and then wraps up with the quickening White Whirl* you just got owned with FF XII magic

what the heck?

*goes back in time before you did that and steals your magic*

*forks out the half a million gill* I'll buy it all over again *does whole magic chain again* owned

Umm, you have no magic left...
*kills you with unforseen powers*

It's Final Fantasy, you freaking buy your magic

*Attacks you with Ultima* die

*Farts on everyone's eyes, thus giving everyone a horrible case of pink eye*

*grabs a shotgun and 'pops a cap' in Ben's face* never did like using that term... must be because of where I live, anyways *flips gun around and melees Ben in the face with the butt of the gun* PWND

*looks over at Alex, and pulls a cord that drops a curtain on top of her* oops...

*listens to the laughing, shrugs, and walks out embarking on the epic quest in the search of food*

*steals the food before Shade-of-Red can get it*

*goes out and buys some food*

may i join?

burns DG's wallet b4 she can pay for the food, and calls the cops on her for attempting to steal.

*expoldes school before I take exams*

burns the exams b4 i go to school

*hacks into exams database*
There, problem solved

*hacks into school computer*
English....A
Geometry.....A
Web Design.....A
Art.......A
Reading.....A
nice

Changes it to A+

*waves a white flag of truce, while changing his grades to A+++++++++++++++s*

*laughs, points at his report card and shows everyone that all his grades are naturally A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++*

There is no such thing lol

*hacks into all the computers in the world*

*walks back in...loks around...backs away*

*drags RoD back into the randomness*

*lites a trash can fire and throws it at DG and RoD. then ducks as a bullet passes over my head*

*Lets Toph Bei Fong leave in peace*

*attacks CDG instead*

comes back with a handfull of grenades and starts throwing them at random people BOOM CDG! BOOM DG! BOOM TOPH! hahahahahaha

*runs away where i can't be blown up*
*a-bombs everyone*

no, this is how you end a war.

Here's a short play for this occaision, "DIE"

(Enter ARES, god of war. He strides purposefully into the Pantheon War Room. Strewn on several stone tables are the benign war plans of the Gods that detail the destruction of the universe. Enter ATHENA, a random passerby...)

(They discuss recently received weapons shipped from overseas)

GOD OF WAR ATHENA: It seems to be a barrel of unusual words...

GOD OF WAR ARES: I always love new ammunition.

GOD OF WAR ATHENA: Is the bombardment set?

GOD OF WAR ARES: It is! The target is everywhere!! The strength is the strength of our will!! The enemy is everything that stands that stands in our way!! Our ammo is as plentiful as the stars in the sky!!

GOD OF WAR ATHENA: Fire!

FIN


Tune in for the followup "DIE MORE" next week. Until then, live heartily. This is DJ WHAM Radio signing off.

*blink blink*
*blows Kotorchiefs post up so it can't confuse me*

Kotor: Nice but you forgot Kratos! the true god of war son of Zeus and killer of the gods!

*throws dodge balls at everyone*

*eats you all*

Kratos is a phony Roman.

*teleports mathers to mars*
*hurls moon at mars*
*watches*

Don't tread on me

this is all theoretical by the way, I have yet to see a reason why I don't win.