52020616 ans ago there was nothing... nothing except for the one being. That being was Pasta the founder of man kind and the universe. Its sauce created the first sourse of life which at that time were only noodles. From that the great Pasta God formed the first fromes of humans we call those humans pre pasterers.
At that time however, the universe was just a gaint lake of pasta sauce. Along with the many pre pasteres that inhabited it. The Pasta God was at first pleased by how they treated him. They gave him daily gifts of fresh sauce and money. Then however the pre pasterers grew arrogant and foolish. They started building temples, shrines, and statues of them self. This engraged the Pasta God. He went crazy and found the one reposible. He was a pre pasterer named... tom. After some time of arguing a great war broke out. None has ever been seen since then.
From the ruins of the pre pastaerers the Pasta God built up a new kingdom this would be our universe. He forged the planets, starts, and everything else out of the remains of the destroyed relm. He watches over the new world from his high place above the sky. He will return to punish all who are corrupeted and who have abandoned the ways of Pasta.
The time of his coming will be marked when people stop eating pasta and start throwing it out. That will mark the beginning of the end of the second world.
To make sure once you die you enter the place of the Pasta God you must always eat Pasta. Not commit any unforgivable crimes, and always, always pray to an alter of the Pasta.

caterpillar that is soo funny
*lightning bolt*

sorry pasta god
*bows*

nice job Red! I laughed a lot reading that. Good job!

yes and red little did they know annother group had discovered the wonders of pasta on a small website known as....

that would be funny. We should do that!

you never know how many people in the word believe in pasta lol